Coffee & Kitchen

Where it all began, our Coulsdon Cafe is based in the heart of the high street and A short walk from Coulsdon South & Coulsdon Town Station. swing by and grab a table or pick up some takeaway food to go and explore the nearby Memorial grounds.

Mon - Fri 8am-4pm
Saturday & Sunday 9am-4pm
Open bank holidays

Opening times

Grumpy Goose Cafe
136 Brighton Road,
Coulsdon, CR5 2ND

Address

Menu Allergens

Menu’s

Brunch & Lunch Menu

Download our cafe menu. Brunch till 2pm and lunch all day long! Click the link below.

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Drinks Menu

Download our cafe drinks menu. Served all day everyday. Click the link below.

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Kids Menu

Download our kids cafe menu. Breakfast till 2pm, lunch all day long. Click the link below.

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Come in hangry, go home happy

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Come in hangry, go home happy •

Dietary requirement
or preference?

We can cater most dishes to be Veggie or Vegan and have a host of Gluten Free alternatives. Get in touch if you need more info!

Veggie or Vegan - we got you!

Gluten Free - No problem.

Fussy? Create your own meal with out on toast & sides selection.

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East Croydon, it’s happening! 🪿 Our doors officially open on Thursday 12th March from 7am - 6pm. We’ll be serving great coffee (as always) and our best grab & go bites throughout the day. Pop in before work, swing by on your lunc
Share the love. Share the cake. …or not. Our Valentine’s Day baked goodies are available today & tomorrow 💓 Introducing our Red velvet sponge sharer, white chocolate shortbread, and Valentine’s blondie. Swing by and treat
As you may or may not know 👀 we’re expanding and getting ready to open our new site in East Croydon, so we’re on the lookout for a new flock to join us. As we grow across both our Coulsdon and Croydon sites, we’re looking for peop
Croydon, meet your new grumpy neighbour 🪿 We’re excited to share that Grumpy Goose is expanding and opening in East Croydon. This one means a lot to us. It’s taken years of graft, early mornings and late nights to get here, and we hon