Hello Croydon!

Hello Croydon!

Our East Croydon cafe, opened in April 2026 opposite the station, offers a calm haven amid the bustle. We serve fast grab‑and‑go options for commuters, excellent coffee, and freshly baked in‑house pastries. A small selection of brunch dishes is also available for anyone who wants to take a moment and relax. Pop in for a quick fuel‑up or a leisurely bite; either way, you’ll leave a bit happier… and a little less grumpy!

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We’re hiring 🪿 With our new Caterham cafe on the way, we’re looking for some lovely new faces to join the flock! We’re also on the lookout for food-loving people to join our kitchen teams in Coulsdon and Caterham. Know someone l
If you guessed Caterham, you guessed right! 🪿 The goose is on the loose again, and we’re so excited to finally reveal that Grumpy Goose is opening its third cafe, right in Caterham Valley! Three cafe’s. We still can’t quite belie
🚨GOOSE ON THE LOOSE… AGAIN 🚨 With East Croydon up and running, this goose has decided it’s time to spread its wings and head off on another adventure. Can you guess where we’re landing next? Details dropping soon. HONK! #GRUM
Dear John, Thanks for the feedback. You’ve spoken, and we’ve heard you. Anything for you xoxo 👀 Stay tuned… #GRUMPYGOOSE #COFFEE #INDEPENDENTBUSINESS #BRUNCH
East Croydon, it’s happening! 🪿 Our doors officially open on Thursday 12th March from 7am - 6pm. We’ll be serving great coffee (as always) and our best grab & go bites throughout the day. Pop in before work, swing by on your lunc
Share the love. Share the cake. …or not. Our Valentine’s Day baked goodies are available today & tomorrow 💓 Introducing our Red velvet sponge sharer, white chocolate shortbread, and Valentine’s blondie. Swing by and treat
Croydon, meet your new grumpy neighbour 🪿 We’re excited to share that Grumpy Goose is expanding and opening in East Croydon. This one means a lot to us. It’s taken years of graft, early mornings and late nights to get here, and we hon