Grumpy Goose

Grumpy Goose is your local flock point for damn good food and great company. Serving up proper plates and brilliant brews using the best, fresh, local produce. You might enter hangry but you’re guaranteed to leave happy (and full) from head to belly.

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Meet Lewis, head Goose at GG. With his background in Michelin star cheffing he cares about what he puts on every plate. His mission? To serve up seriously good stuff, without the fancy faff (or high price tag). Call it elevated comfort food, that everyone loves.

But while we may take quality seriously here at Grumpy Goose, ourselves? Not so much. Life’s too short to be so serious. We’re a little silly and we encourage you to be too.

Come in hangry, go home happy

Come in hangry, go home happy •

Supper Club!

Each month we’ll explore a different cuisine from around the world. Serving up three im-peck-able courses made with love, from scratch and using the best, local, whole ingredients you can get your feathers on.

Expect good food, great company, and a cosy atmosphere. Keep an eye out for each months release!

Check our June’s Menu!

A few helpful FAQ’s

  • Unfortunately no, we only take walk in tables at our Coulsdon cafe.

  • Yes absolutely! As long as your dog is a good girl or boy they’re always welcome.

  • Yes we offer lots of veggie, vegan and gluten free options. Check out our menu or feel free to give us a call if you still have questions.

  • Yes, we offer a lot of grab and go options. Or if you’re having a stay in bed day, you can order online for collection GoodEats!

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Have a question for us? Reach out using the form below, or for a quicker response give us a call on 020 8660 2259.
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